It's Thursday!!! Almost weekend time. Here is a beautiful list of the things that were both awkward and awesome that happened to me this week.
Awkward
- Almost falling down down the stairs because I sneezed at the top of them.
- Actually falling down the stairs like two days later because I wore slippery shoes, and it hurt real bad, and I cried, and I called my husband at work to calm me down. Did I mention these are solid oak stairs...yep they are, ouch! I have the most delightfully colored bruises now.
- Waking up from sleep to do a google search for the difference between your and you're because i was convinced there was a third one...my husband waking up minutes later to ask what i was doing and explaining to me that there is a third one, it's yore...not what i meant. Turns out I was thinking of there their and they're. Maybe it's time for an English brush up.
- Bringing my cat on car rides with me and having the neighbors stare at me like i am a crazy cat lady. So maybe I am, but not the scary old lady kind, i don't wear puff painted ironed on sweatshirts with kittens and my house does not have a cat smell, okay?
- Trying on a dress that my grandma wore when she was about my age and it fitting perfectly, then realizing that she had four children by that time. I have none, and it's not that I want the kids, but what size am I going to be if I have four children?
- Finding some sort of egg sack on shirt hanging in my closet that I had worn no more than twelve hours before. I quickly removed these spider? eggs and went into the bathroom to flush them when I turned and saw a spider hanging from the ceiling starting me down as if I was killing her babies in front of her. So I flushed her too. Sorry.
Awesome
- Getting clothes I ordered online delivered two days earlier than it said the estimated arrival would be.
- Sorting through old boxes at my parent's house and feeling like I am shopping because i am finding so many awesome things to take home with me that I forgot I had.
- Having the city send me a check in the mail for $155 because apparently I did my taxes wrong and they owed me. Sweet!
- Eating rice crispy treats for breakfast EVERY morning...it's cereal, it's breakfast food....right?
- Space heaters. It's cold, and I don't like to be cold.
- Ice cream with berries... fresh picked from my parents yard and smooshed up over vanilla ice cream. It's just about the best thing ever.
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